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I had another visit to the ER last night... This is a song about it.

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The zombie apocalypse is an everyday fear of mine. So is the idea of settling into the crazy cat lady that I'm supposed to be long before i hook a man who doesn't like small cats and can afford to allow me to live the life that i've become accustomed to.
This song combines the two.

To recap my perfect suitor on the chance you know him, said man he must have :

Lots of money
A tiger.


Okay, glad that we recapped! let me know if you hear of anyone!

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